Your MOM is my DAD who had me while having an AFFAIR. My DAD's also my BROTHER and it's relieving to know that he puts on the BEAR SUIT at your place too. But it's ok because my OTHER BROTHER is worse and doesn't need a BEAR SUIT. IN FACT, HE DOESN'T NEED CLOTHES AT ALL. Good thing we have lots of roses in our backyard to cover him up! ...but there was one time when the thorns got caught and-- *shudder*
Our family PET is the sweetest thing though. I'm sure he'd get along with your pet too! Maybe we should have a play date for them! <3
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B-but troubled times ahead Noah! I did my family tree a-a-and it seems like we're m-more than just cousins!!
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Your MOM is my DAD who had me while having an AFFAIR. My DAD's also my BROTHER and it's relieving to know that he puts on the BEAR SUIT at your place too. But it's ok because my OTHER BROTHER is worse and doesn't need a BEAR SUIT. IN FACT, HE DOESN'T NEED CLOTHES AT ALL. Good thing we have lots of roses in our backyard to cover him up! ...but there was one time when the thorns got caught and-- *shudder*
Our family PET is the sweetest thing though. I'm sure he'd get along with your pet too! Maybe we should have a play date for them! <3