Meme of the events of life

[youlover]

I have a meme for you, guys! Stolen from... somewhere.

Put this list in the order it occurred in your life:

ORIGINAL LIST:
Get married
Buy a house
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn’t
Move out of parent’s house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced

ME:
Graduate high school
Star college
Get a cell phone
Graduate college
Become gainfully employed
Start college (again!)


STILL WAITING ON:
Graduate college


STILL CONTEMPLATING:
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn’t
Meet significant other
Buy a car
Get married
Move out of parent’s house for good
Buy a house
Get divorced (but if I marry, I hope it's forever!)
Get drunk for the first time


NEVER HAPPENING:
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4